Wreck of the Pequod

Tags: blog, film, drama, essential, 2026

Author: KickingK

Date: Sunday March 29th, 2026

Nurse Prabha

Poster for the film All We Imagine As Light. Two young Indian women holding up a red rice cooking appliance for inspection, one looking over the shoulder of the other.

Bloody Essential I almost get the feeling that this film is having a bit of a laugh with the traditional structure of film dramas. The stories of the three Mumbai women who we follow are Hollywood staples. The cook who's being evicted from her long-term home to make way for gentrifying property developers. The nurse who's fallen in love with a boy from the wrong family.

By the time we get to the teacher who meets an unconscious man who suffers from amnesia and gets mistaken for his wife, it's difficult not to imagine the director smiling at us as we get a magical realist take on While You Were Sleeping only kind of in reverse.

It's difficult to explain. The tone here is gentle and unhurried. The film isn't interested in resolutions or answers. Where just here to feel their lives for a little while.

What the film is interested in is Mumbai itself. I could write some cliche's about the hustle 'n' bustle of the big city but that wouldn't be right. Every scene is packed with detail, both visually and audibly. There's so much to drink in that it almost drowns you in the city itself.

But not much actually happens. There's always people going somewhere, waiting for something, talking to someone, but not much actually going on. Everything moves, all the time, and yet in the moment-to-moment, nothing changes.

I felt exhausted in the effort required to even exist in a place like this. The effort to stay afloat.

Later, when the scenery changes for the Indian coastal country side, the intensity remains. The sound of the country is as constant and intricate as that of the city. The colour palette shifts from cool blue to earth green and brown but it's still dense with detail.

But now there's space and time. Space for the characters to exist as themselves, time for them to be seen by the others for who they are. Suddenly, we're floating, drifting even.

The writer/director Payal Kapadia has crafted something truly captivating and distinct here and I'm looking forward to more of her work.

A young Indian Nurse sits behind a glass partition in a busy doctor's surgery. Behind her are cluttered desks and a colourful fish tank. She's talking to a young mother, just off camera, and making the 'snipping scissors' action with her fingers.

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Author: KickingK

Date: Friday January 09th, 2026

The Good-ish place

A white haired, suave looking pensioner in a suit, leaning against a lamppost and adjusting his tie.

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The problem with having a really great concept and then nailing the execution on your first try is how do you follow it up?

The first series of A Man on the Inside is such a perfect idea and so well executed that it's difficult how to see how the same trick could be pulled twice.

It's a problem that the show's creator, Michael Schur, has encountered before. Previous success, The Good Place, had one of the all time greatest sit-com first series, ending with a bang that made simply repeating the formula impossible.1

And you can see the lessons learned from that shows evolution on display here, A Man on the Inside doesn't try to pull the same trick twice. For a start, Charles Nieuwendyk is actually good at his job now. He's grown and improved.

Now the 'inside' is a university campus that Charles must infiltrate by posing as a temporary lecturer. The contrast is obvious, going from old people nearing the end of their life to young people just starting there's. Which makes it curious that the show makes no use of that switch whatsoever. The students barely exist in this, instead it concerns itself mostly with the teaching staff whilst also pulling across half the cast from the last series as well.

It ends up having too many characters to keep track of to truly make any of them stick. There's too many stories that start and end neatly in the same episode. Everything rattles along a little too quickly for its own good.

The flip-side is that there's always something happening and nothing ever stands still. It never suffers from trying to replicate it's past success, it's too busy moving forward. Plus, having such a wide variety of characters means that there's always someone or somewhere to pull a joke from. This season is consistently, effortlessly funny.

It also features a genuinely great heist in its penultimate episode. It's no Relay or How to Blow Up a Pipeline but it actually feels believable.

It's let down a bit by the final episode which doesn't really make sense. But the ride to get there is a fun and entertaining jaunt. Just don't expect the same level of heart as the first series or anything like the depth of The Good Place.

An older woman with no shoes lays on a big wooden desk, gesturing with her arms. Behind her is a whiteboard with a mixture of philosophical points written on it and cartoon stick figures. A younger woman in a business suit has her hands clasping the desk and a look of despair.

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  • 1. To be clear, the following series of The Good Place are fantastic as well.

     

  • Tags: blog, film, animation, sci-fi, recommended, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Sunday March 08th, 2026

    Back to the Future's Future

    Poster for the film Arco. A cartoon image of a young boy wearing a huge, billowing rainbow cape. A young, black haired girl is on his back, arms clasped around his chest to hold on.

    Recommended There can't be many films involving time travel where the past the protagonists travel to is our future. Not just a few years either. The past Arco travels back to has robot shop workers, hover shopping trolleys and large, retractable domes covering every house and building from the massive storms and wildfires that periodically rage around the picturesque town he lands in.

    The imagery of everyone blithely ignoring the massive electrical storm whilst sat in the comfort of their own garden is a very on-the-nose comment on our current attitude to the climate crisis. It's to the films credit that it lets the imagery do all the work, the story refuses to comment further.

    That imagery is suffused with influences from Studio Ghibli. Wonderfully, it's not just skin deep, it shares the same fascination with nature, flight and the small details of peoples lives that Ghibli does. And whilst the quality of the animation can't match up, the colour palette is absolutely stunning. Every frame has a warmth and vibrancy to it that feels deeply cared for. Somebody spent a lot of time ensuring this film looked just right.

    The future Arco travels from, by stealing his parent's rainbow flight/time machine cape, is a future where small communities live on platforms above the clouds. The time travel is used as a way to scavenge material to allow them to eke out an existence. The Tech is High, but the resources are slim.

    Stranded in this new time, he meets and befriends Iris, a young girl living with her baby brother and robotic nurse maid, Mikki. The rest of the film is mostly concerned with depicting their developing friendship as they battle various adults in their attempt to get Arco home.

    This narrow focus feels quite old fashioned for a kids film. There's not much in the way of side plots or narrative complications. It's a simple story, clearly told through the eyes of the kids involved. Background details, like the environmental catastrophe unfurling around them or that Iris' parents are only ever present via projection holograms, are never explained.

    This seems perfectly aimed at pre-teen kids who'll love the depiction of childhood friendships and adult stupidity. But it was a little too simplistic for my taste, the story failing to raise the stakes enough to be thrilling, not original enough to surprise. That is until near the end of the film when the results of their decisions come to bear, managing to hit a lot harder than I was expecting. The message of the film is clear: actions have consequences. And they can't be remediated or rectified, you just have to live with them and do your best.

    That's all any of us can do.

    A scene from a cartoon. The floor is covered with colourful pillows, there are trees in the background and the sky is cloudy and blue. A young girl holds a garden hose as a jet of a rainbow swooshes past her, disturbing the leaves and the water from the nearby sprinklers.

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    Author: KickingK

    Date: Thursday February 12th, 2026

    The Banality of Banality

    Poster for the film Cloud. Someone with a cloth bag over their head, with two dark eyeholes, stands looking through a mottled glass door window.

    The soundtrack to Cloud is the soundtrack to capitalism. The hum of a computer monitor, the drone of a motorway, the background growl of machines. It's constant and grinding and once you notice it, it becomes unsettling. Even scenes that take place in the woods have the endless swoosh of leafless trees as the wind slips off the lake onto shore.

    That lifeless, listless, white noise perfectly encapsulates the emotional lives of both the main character, Ryosuke, an online reseller who buys from desperate sellers and sells at incredible mark-ups with incredulous descriptions, and the cast of characters around him. None of them have any real aspirations. Sure, they mostly want to make money, but for what purpose? None of them seem particularly clear on the matter.

    At one point, Ryosuke and his girlfriend move into a large, lakeside house. He promptly moves his business in and turns the place into a warehouse. She spends her whole time wrestling with kitchen appliances. Neither talks about anything outside of making or spending money.

    Eventually, Ryosuke's disinterest in ethics catches up with him as a loose cabal of former mentors, rivals and disgruntled customers attempt to settle their grudges with him. None of them seem to question the broken society that they're scrabbling around in. None of them think to take their anger out at the online platform owners who enable and richly profit from the misery they enable. Everyone's too busy fighting each other like rats in a sack to have anything approaching dreams or ambition.

    For the most part, there's a grim fascination to be had from watching these dead eyed characters navigate their dead lives. The film has little sympathy for them and leaves it for the viewer to decide whether it's their environment that has dulled their souls, or if their lack of spark is why they've found such a dour existence.

    Sadly, the ending gets increasingly preposterous and the plot stops making sense. Worse, and this may be due to my ignorance of Japanese culture, but I thought the film lost track of what it was trying to say. It ends on a moment of beauty but it's delivered with little more than a shrug.

    What looks like a warehouse storage area, with a computer terminal and a man in a blue uniform lugging cardboard boxes. But part of the back wall is a series of huge sliding glass doors, through which we can see leafless trees in front of a lake.

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    Author: KickingK

    Date: Saturday April 11th, 2026

    CSI: Outback

    Poster for the second series of Deadloch. A red dirt road in the sun drenched Australian outback. On it is a brunette wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sat on a BMX. to the right of her is a tall blond wearing a blue, long sleeve shirt, dark trousers and sensible boots. Unsurprisingly she's wiping sweat off her brow. There's a sign for the Barra Creek Tavern and another sign warning about crocodiles

    Bloody Essential

    AAAaaand we're back. Well, not back. This series isn't actually set in the town of Deadloch as the gang get their show on the road. A road which ends up in the outback of Darwin, Barra Creek.

    It's a pretty bold move, to throw out your main character, because as engaging as Dolcie and Eddie were, Deadloch was the star of the first series.

    Sadly, Barra Creek, whilst being populated with a full cast of colourful characters, can't match up. It's not the perfectly drawn microcosm of society that the town of Deadloch was. The jokes mostly stay in the Australian outback, rather than reverberating out into the wider world. There's nothing as epic as the Man-Bus from the first series.

    But that's pretty much where the negatives end. The show's creators, the two Kate's, have clearly learnt from the first series. This one is tighter, it gets going faster, flags less in the middle and lands some nasty punches at the end.

    Is it still funny? Oh by Christ yes, relentlessly so. The Kate's can write. Every line of dialogue works because it comes from a place of knowing the characters and their situation.

    This season really digs into the psychology of Dolcie and Eddie and puts their relationship under greater pressure and scrutiny. What it loses in social commentary, it makes up for with care for it's characters. The late revelation as to why Eddie is being so evasive is perfect, which is exactly why it's so howlingly funny. Pain is comedy and the Kate's know exactly where to stick the knife. And then to give it a damn good twist.

    The ending loops back to the start of the first series and ends by answering the question as to what you do when all the cops really are bastards. I'm not sure where Dolcie and Eddie, or even Abbie and Leo, go from here. This could be the end or the start of something new. But what ever Kate McCartney and Kate McLennan come up with next is sure to be very dark and very, very funny.

    A small, timid, mousey young woman wearing a blue, forensic investigation suit. She's yelling foul obscenities and insults at someone just off camera. Behind her is a small child, also in full forensic gear.

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    Author: KickingK

    Date: Saturday April 18th, 2026

    League of Extraordinary Gentlewomen

    Poster for the film Doctor Jekyll. A spooky composite image, smoke surrounds a night large country house, a young man, an older woman in a slim business suit. At the top of it all is headshot of Eddie Izzard with one evil looking eye.

    The better this film gets, the more frustrating it becomes.

    It's mostly a surprisingly good script. The main character of Rob is well written and his background is well constructed. So when events start to enclose him, you feel trapped there with him. This sounds like script writing 101 and it is, but it's surprising how many horrors and thrillers fail this basic hurdle.

    Eddie Izzard is always worth watching and this is no exception. She's clearly enjoying herself and the few minutes at the end where she really gets to let loose is worth watching the film for alone. It felt like early stand-up Izzard, that glorious mixture of free-floating surrealism delivered with razor sharp wit, and a reminder as to just how great she is on her own terms.

    And if the film makers had attempted a tight, focused account of their deteriorating relationship and the games being played, then it has everything it needs to be genuinely great. Instead, the film has ambitions to be the next generation of Hammer Horror movies, rich in monsters, dripping in gothic style, drenched in histrionic orchestration.

    None of which is built towards in the script. Dramatic moments seem inserted as a cheap way to build tension, rather than trusting in the story to do the work. The music sounds like it's ripped from a different film.

    It's constantly pulling in two directions, neither complementing each other and falling flat. It's a missed opportunity.

    Eddie Izzard sits at a table lighting a cig, her nails are ruby red and talon sharp. Behind her is a gothic fireplace. The tip of the cigarette glows bright green as she inhales.

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    Author: KickingK

    Date: Monday May 11th, 2026

    Over the Top

    Poster from the film Golden Arm. A collage painting, the centre of which is two women engaged in an arm wrestling match, one is hulking and butch, the other is slender and feminine. Around them are lots of characters in various outrageous poses and costumes that makes them look like wrestlers.

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    Where the hell did this come from? Nobody told me about this. A gender swapped version of an eighties Sylvester Stallone vehicle, mashed up with a wrestling movie and a rom-com. Hell yes! The Trailer tells you everything you need to know about the movie, if that piques your interest then go, go go! You'll love it.

    Mary Holland, fresh off her film-stealing role in the best Christmas movie since The Muppets Christmas Carol, stars as Melanie, a struggling baker who's roped into a road-trip by her old trucker friend, Danny (played by Betsy Sodaro with all the gusto of Jack Black playing Nanny Ogg) who is secretly setting her up to take part in an arm wrestling championship.

    There's nothing here you haven't seen hundreds of times before, in uncountable sports movies, but the freshness of the female led cast and the variety and vividness of their characters reminds you just why there have been so many movies using this template.

    It’s just great fun.

    The emphasis on the wrestling part of arm wrestling is a little stroke of genius. Every bout is a brief visual delight and a poppy joke. Rosie the Riveter as an arm wrestler? Of course! The names on the leaderboard are Bob’s Burger of the Day worthy.

    The whole thing is a labour of love from everyone involved and is a delight from start to finish.

    Two women engaged in an arm wrestling match, screaming at each other in effort. One is dressed like Marie Antoinette with a gold filagree dress with cuffs and wearing a big golden curled wig, the other is dressed like a baker in a crisp white shirt. In the background is a baying and cheering crowd.

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    Author: KickingK

    Date: Sunday April 26th, 2026

    Grief as a muscle

    Poster for the film Hamnet. A brunette woman in a dark red dress embraces a man in an old fashioned, light blue jacket. They are both looking down in sadness and are surrounded by lush green, English forestry.

    Bloody Essential

    The word I can't get out of my head after watching this film is muscular.

    Jessie Buckley's Agnes holds the focus of the story like a rugby player cradling the ball, stiff-arming any attempt to divert the narrative towards her husband, powering through notions of artistic metaphor or allegory.

    Agnus' story (and it is her story) is down to earth to the point where the dirt under finger nails is a mark of her character. She's practical and resourceful, always having a plan, always working towards a goal. Her husband is not the dreamer you might expect him to be, he's her counterpoint, not her opposite. But still, she's the driving force of the marriage.

    Which is why it's so affecting when it goes wrong and there's nothing she can do to fix it. Watching somebody who's spent their entire life making things right and ensuring everything works out, suddenly left completely helpless by random chance is heartbreaking. The powerlessness of it is a full-bodied hit.

    Even the way Buckley portrays grief feels strong. Her breakdown is shown not as a weakness but of a muscle being flexed. All that love and all that aching and nowhere to go, her sinews stretching with the strain of it, trying to crush the pain.

    A lesser film would lose focus and dabble with the greatness of the play, of the artfulness of it. And indeed it nearly fumbles it when Will does the 'To Be, Or Not To Be' speech, seemingly put in just to remind viewers which play it's supposed to be inspiring. But thankfully the turnover back to Agnes is swift and decisive.

    The final scenes involving the play are magnificent. Whilst it is about the transformative power of a well told story, the focus remains squarely on it's effect on Agnes. It's still her story and it drags you through that fourth wall completely and utterly.

    A high camera shot looking down at an overgrown, lush green forest. A woman in a red dress and a man in a light blue outfit are standing some distance apart, stanced slightly awkwardly, looking at each other.

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    Author: KickingK

    Date: Saturday May 23rd, 2026

    Stop getting rich people wrong

    Poster for the film Ready or Not: Here I Come. Two young blonde women, one wearing a wedding dress completely stained red with blood, the other wearing double denim. The first is holding a shotgun, the second a sword. Both are looking defiant.

    Move along, nothing to see here. Do you remember the first film? Probably not, it wasn't particularly memorable. Not bad, just perfunctory. This is more of the same, almost literally.

    The only reason I bothered with this sequel is because of the inclusion of Kathryn Newton, who I last saw lighting up the screen in Lisa Frankenstein. Here she knowingly smirks her way through the film, like she's telling a series of amazing one-liners that have all been cut in the edit.

    The whole film feels like everyone's going through the motions and there's no point to any of it.

    But that's not what I want to talk about. Because, annoyingly, this film gets rich people wrong. It's not the only culprit, the majority of films that have rich people as 'the enemy' make the same mistake. The basic problem is that they keep portraying the rich as mad, bad and dangerously psychotic.

    But we know that's not who these people are. We've all read excerpts from the Epstein files. We've all seen snippets of their twitter feeds. We've all seen their speeches. And what is clear about the super rich is:

    The don't care who knows.

    They don't care if people find out they're paedophiles, or nazis, or rapists. They know the press, which they own, won't call them on it and they have more lawyers than god.

    They are desperately unhappy.

    Happy, contented people don't post obsessively, continuously, on twitter about trans people. Confident people who are comfortable in their own skin don't get endless plastic surgery and post pictures of how 'jacked' they are. Generous, charitable people do not relentlessly endorse far-right conspiracy theories. Name me a single billionaire that looks like they're having the time of their life...

    They are tediously boring.

    Not just bored, but boring. When was the last time you read or heard anything spouted by a billionaire that made you're heart sing or piqued your curiosity? They are incurious people who are incapable of querying themselves, let alone the world around them.

    They're cowards who never take risks and only prey on the weak

    They (almost literally) have all the money in the world to enact their rich-fuck fantasies but they are terrified of any actual harm or consequences. They have networks of people who pre-select their victims to be the poor and vulnerable. The ones who can't fight back. And if there is ever any dirty work to be done then they'll just pay people who'll pay people who'll pay other people to do it for them.

    All of which makes Ready or Not's world of ultra-wealthy psychopaths incongruous to the actual point they're (half-arsedly) making.

    In Ready or Not's world, the global elite are confident and self assured, willing to take risks, get their hands dirty, and seem to love being rich. Some of them even seem to be a bit of a laugh, in a kind of rich idiot kind of way. They're scum, but they're fun scum.

    The actual global elite probably quite like this kind of depiction. It makes them look exciting and interesting instead of the kind of dull, Nazi Colin Robinson's that they actually are.

    The only film I've seen recently that really nailed this has been Relay. Where the rich bastard behind everything is coaxed out of hiding just the once and all of the actual antagonists are his minions, held at arms length and taking all the risks.

    And whilst it's absurd to hold these disparate films to the same standards, I do wish that all films would try to properly skewer these pieces of shit, instead of cartoonishly portraying them in a way that manages to flatter how disgusting they really are. Two young blonde women wearing gothic black dresses, faces covered in splatters of blood. One is lighting a cigarette, the other is blowing a bubblegum bubble and has a sword slung over her shoulder.

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    Author: KickingK

    Date: Tuesday January 27th, 2026

    Emo's in Space

    A film poster done in the Star Wars style but as a cartoon. The characters, all women with a variety of hair colours, standing heroically in the centre of the page as a space ship zooms past.

    OK, let's start with a controversial opinion/hill I will die on: Luke Skywalker is a bland, boring, uninteresting and unlikeable character who only works because the rest of the movie(s) is so spectacular. It's not until Rian Johnson turns up that he actually gets a personality.

    Sadly, Lesbian Space Princess steals Luke's personality traits for it's main character, Saira, and then proceeds to do absolutely nothing with it.

    She is terminally dull. She starts the film with no personality beyond 'Sad she's been dumped' and ends with no personality beyond 'Is OK to have been dumped'.

    The main villains of the piece though, the Straight White Malians, actually are kind of fun. They look out for each other, role play through their feelings, try to build for a better future. They're arseholes, obviously, but they're still more rounded, lively characters than Saira. They even have a multiplayer Daytona cabinet.

    I really don't think that the film was aiming for a message that being a straight white male is more interesting and fun than being a lesbian, but it accidentally implies it all the same.

    Does the film get away with such a dour character by making the surrounding world vibrant and interesting? No. There's less plot and less comedy here than a ten minute episode of Pinky and the Brain. Everything is so incredibly slow and obvious. The jokes are good but when you can see all of them coming round the corner they lose their shine.

    If you want an hour and a half of knockabout screwball animated comedy, just go watch The Day the Earth Blew Up, it's great.

    You could edit this down to a decent half hour episode of a tv series, especially if it took it's cues from the other great tv show about lesbian princesses in space1 instead of the film it's actually riffing off, what's it called? You know... the one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy… he’s got a tin foil pal and a pedal bin.

    Spaceballs! That's the one. Just go watch Spaceballs again.

    A cartoon depicting the interior of a rundown, grubby little space craft. Two women with brightly coloured hair and noodly legs are cuddling on the pilots chair.

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  • 1. The actual hill I will die on is that She-Ra and the Princesses of power is one of the truly great modern tv sagas. If it was a re-booted He-Man, N.D.Stephenson would be lauded alongside Genndy Tartakovsky as one of animated tv's current heroes.

     

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    Author: KickingK

    Date: Monday May 25th, 2026

    Mary Magdalene, that'd be my first sin

    Poster for the film Mother Mary. A black and red image of a woman wearing a halo headpiece. She's looking peacefully to one side.

    Bloody Essential

    All movies about pop stars are, in one form or another, about the gap between the fantasy of pop music and the mechanical reality it's built on. The interplay between the mask of the performer and the face behind it.

    Todd Haynes' underappreciated masterpiece Velvet Goldmine is the absolute pinnacle of the genre and focuses on the idea of the Pop Star as an act of artistry itself, and the centring of that act between the person performing it and the audience who are moved by it.

    Mother Mary explores similar territory whilst also taking inspiration from another masterpiece, Céline Sciamma's Portrait of a Lady on Fire, a film about seeing and being seen.

    Anne Hathaway's Mary has the ability to hold an audience under her spell but her identity has been at least partially constructed by the dresses and outfits designed by Sam, played by Michaela Coel. Sam is the person who Mary, out of desperation and needing a dress with which to relaunch her career, turns to after being estranged for a long time.

    Mary knows that Sam has the ability to create a look for her that captures the way she sees her. And Sam adores Mary with an intensity that combines the infatuation of a first love with the devotion of a pop obsessive. Sam is both a fan and a crush, the two multiplying each other.

    Or was anyway. The walls that Sam has constructed since are fierce and solid. The interplay and tension between the two as they try to negotiate the design of the new dress boils and tears at the two of them. Mary attempting to re-inspire Sam (and through her, her audience), Sam trying to remain in control and not get swept away and engulfed by the very idea of Mary.

    The characterisation of Mary and Sam are superb. Anne Hathaway is indecisive and unsure of herself but when in a position where she can express herself artistically, utterly magnetic. At one point in the film the pair tell each other a ghost story: Sam's is functional and supremely evocative. Mary's is completely unhinged in a way that drags every part of your attention into the scene, to the point where nothing outside of it even exists.

    And yet it's Michaela Coel that the film actually focuses on. She's helped by a script that actors would probably kill for, down to earth yet occasionally so vibrant it veers towards spoken word poetry, perfect for Coel's East London dry and fruity wit. Director David Lowery clearly loves photographing her as the camera lingers on her long enough to capture the intensity of her, the ferocity of her unblinking view, the absolute force of everything she sees and feels.

    And it's through this emotion that we tumble through the film, spiralling into the vortex that is Mary's personality and persona. That emotion is as believable as it is powerful, dragging everything to an ending that maybe isn't a conclusion. As by this point reality has been broken down by art and longing to the point where both characters are lost in their own truths. Or possibly fictions.

    This film brilliantly updates the philosophies of Velvet Goldmine to a social media age. With that era of pop, there's an air gap between creation and audience where the fantasy and emotion can be poured into. Here and now, fledgling pop artists are in contact with an audience immediately and intimately, fan feedback helping mould the shape and direction of their early career.

    How that changes the relationship between artist and audience, especially once they diverge and fall out of love, is what this film explores. It does so with an empathy and sincerity that is completely breathtaking. It treats pop music and it's fans with the passion, imagination and seriousness that they deserve.

    The comparisons with Velvet Goldmine and A Portrait of a Lady on Fire are not made lightly, this film stands alongside them. If you've ever been a pop music obsessive then this film is one of the true greats.

    A woman is lying on her back, hands stretched above her head, back arched. A stream of thin fabric is pouring either out of or into her mouth. The whole image is shot in a black and red colour scheme.

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    Author: KickingK

    Date: Tuesday February 17th, 2026

    Nature vs Nurture vs a giant bloody Dragon

    Poster for the film Ne Zha. A grey and blue Chinese dragon is bursting through the clouds, it's long snout aimed directly at a young man hanging in the air in front of it. He's holding a flame tipped spear and has a red ribbon billowing behind him.

    A heavenly decree is made that the Chaos Pearl is split into two and born as living embodiments of it's two halves, the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Orb, with the Demon Orb having a curse on it such that it will be destroyed by lightening in three years time. But a devious mishap means that the Spirit Pearl half is stolen and the Demon Orb half is born to kind and decent noble parents. Which means they have to try to help their son live as good a life as possible, trying to nuture the good in him over his demonic nature, before fate ends his life in three years time.

    The plot may be a bit clunky, leaning on prophecy to make sense, but the way it pushes it's characters to make difficult moral decisions is superb. The weight on each character from the decisions they've made and the decisions they are going to have to make feel heavy and important. This extends to the antagonists as well who are believably characterised and motivated.

    Unfortunately, the way most of this is communicated is by huge chunks of exposition. Almost the entire plot is explained by one character standing around and explaining it to another character. It's tolerable at the start when it's used to set everything in motion, but when it's still being used deep into the ending of the film it gets a bit wearing.

    It's a real shame as when it stops telling and starts showing, it shows real heart. The best, most important scene of the film being a silent game of hacky sack on the beach. We don't need to be told what's happening, we can see it.

    The animation is a curious mixture. On the one hand the amount of money and colour that is thrown at the screen is incredible. For anyone who wants to show off a large, high-end TV, this is one hell of a way to do it. But there's an odd lack of artistry. All the characters have that Dreamworks face that makes it look like they've been workshopped to deter as few people as possible. The environments have a stunning level of fidelity but no distinct artistic direction. The animation is vibrant and constantly in dynamic motion but lacks the subtle touches of the best animators.

    The result is a kind of blandness which is compensated by a level of commitment to spectacle that is frequently jaw dropping.

    The Dreamworks similarities doesn't end there. The side and background characters are pulled directly from the Dreamworks/Disney school of 'comedy sidekicks'. But they lack any kind of warmth or invention, one villager only existing to provide a disappointingly homophobic running joke. Despite the freshness (at least to my western eyes) of it's Chinese mythology settings, the template seems very familiar.

    This is entertaining enough and I suspect the sheer velocity of it's action scenes will enthral any kids that watch it. But the amount of exposition got in the way of the story for me. I understood everything but didn't feel enough of it.

    I've heard good things about the sequel though, so we'll be giving that a try soon enough.

    Looking down into a tropical lake. There's lots of lillys and colourful water flowers. Underneath the water are two giant, brightly coloured fish with huge, wing-like fins.

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    Tags: blog, film, animation, fantasy, recommended, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Saturday February 21st, 2026

    I'll have a 屁 please Bob

    Poster for the film Ne Zha 2. A cartoon image mostly consisting of lots of Chinese dragons, all in a blue hue. In the centre of the image is a yellow streak of downwards lightening, into which is diving a young man in a red tunic holding a spear.

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    Blimey. I had a lot of issues with the first film but I'm pleased to say that this film fixes pretty much all of them whilst retaining what worked.

    The amount of exposition has been toned down. There's still a fair bit of explaining to be done, especially at the start, but it's paced more evenly throughout the film and gives way to the action when it needs to.

    The Dreamworks/Disney template is mostly discarded, aside from a few residual characters and comedy scenes, and instead leans heavily into the genre of fantasy epic. And it is, indeed, epic.

    Within the first fifteen minutes it's already made the battle of Helm's Deep look like waiting for Godot, by the end it's eclipsed Avenger's Endgame by a comfortable margin. It's no exaggeration to say that I've never seen a film so heavy on scale or spectacle before. I described the first film as 'jaw dropping', which I now recognise as a somewhat premature exclamation as I have no idea what body part 'dropping' would accurately describe the sequel.

    This would all be worthless if this were all fur coat and no knickers. If the story doesn't hold up then it's just boring flashing lights. Thankfully, the excellent plotting is kept from the first film. Yes it's all contrived fantasy nonsense1 but it puts all the characters in difficult situations with difficult moral choices. Everybody behaves in ways that are believable, even if the magic and the physics aren't. And as a result when it comes to the important emotional scenes, they hit hard. One scene involving a curse and a death had me wincing in horror and sobbing in sympathy, both at the same time.

    I'm not a huge fan this type of sweeping fantasy/historical action usually. I prefer films about characters, or ones with more intricate plots. But I'm happy to oblige when a film shows this much ambition and commitment.

    There's probably a lot to be said about the importance of Ne Zha to Chinese cinema. With American soft power on the wane, and Chinese economic and cultural visibility on the rise, it's tempting to think of whether we're witnessing a shift in who's able to make the biggest blockbuster movies. I'm not remotely qualified to give my thoughts on that subject, but watching Ne Zha 2 definitely feels like a bar has been raised somewhere.

    This is the most blockbusting of blockbusters I've ever seen.

    A CGI image of a young boy, dressed in traditional Chinese trousers and waistcoat, all red. He's holding one foot above his head and is balancing on top of a green bamboo pole with the other. The background depicts rolling mountains, covered with green forests.

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  • 1. I know Ne Zha is based on ancient Chinese mythology but to this westerners ears it doesn't make any logical sense. But then it doesn't have to, I'm not watching a fantasy film for it's water tight internal logic. It feels right and that's what works.

     

  • Tags: blog, film, drama, essential, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Sunday January 04th, 2026

    Next time is next time.

    A Japanese man, with greying hair, wearing a bright blue work boiler suit, sits on a park bench surrounded by trees, he's staring wistfully upwards.

    Bloody Essential

    The first thing that Hirayama does when he steps out of his front door of a morning is look up. Every day, without fail.

    He spends quite a lot of time looking upwards. Often, it's just a glance. Sometimes, like when he's is the park, surrounded by trees, he'll take the time to drink in the sky as he tilts his head back to drink his carton of milk.

    He takes pictures of the leafs of the trees as the sunlight dapples through them.

    What is he looking for, exactly? It's never explained.

    It's a curious habit for someone who spends most of their time looking down to care for things. Hirayama works as a toilet cleaner, meticulously and methodically caring for the state of Tokyo's public toilets. And in his spare time he likes to find tiny saplings growing in inhospitable places and care for them in his small scale arboretum in his front room.

    He seems happy and contented in his deliberately simple, small scale, human scale routines, all contrasted against the huge Tokyo sprawl and the colossal Skytree tower. And we're happy following those routines, following the satisfaction taken in a job well done. But why is a man who is clearly a dreamer and a thinker, whose natural instinct is to look up, looking down at toilet floors?

    Why is a man who clearly cares for little things, not just for their intrinsic value, but for the value they bring to everyone around them, not caring for bigger things? Like whole people, loved ones or dear friends?

    We get a hint of something in the background when his niece turns up unannounced. He doesn't break his routines though, he just lets her tag along and for a brief time he gets to care for her as well. It doesn't last for long before he gets his unaccompanied life back but not before we see something he may have lost. And may even be hiding from.

    Before the film ends, he's given one more hint of a possibility of something more, something outside of his routines.

    How does he feel about it?

    We don't know. In an extraordinary scene we get to see all his emotions fully let go, but without an explanation as to what those emotions are.

    This is a film that explains nothing. It asks so many questions but always expects you to come up with your own thoughts. This should be infuriating but the deep love it shows to its subjects, not just Hirayama but the entire world he inhabits, draws you in and captivates you.

    If I were to list all the delightful small details in this film, this review would take as long as the film itself. And whatever conclusions you draw from them will be your own.

    The same scene as the poster, but this time there's a dark haired, preteen girl sat next to him, also looking upwards.

    Many thanks to vga256, the creator of the kiki software this blog runs on, for recommending this film to me.

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    Tags: blog, film, action, sci-fi, essential, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Sunday January 11th, 2026

    This one has legs

    Poster for the sci-fi film Predator:Badlands. A profile shot of the heads of a metal-masked warrior and a blonde, short haired young woman. Everything is red-lit.

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    Oh what an absolute blast!

    The plot is simple, the script is tight. There's a protagonist, there's an antagonist and that's it. No extra bells and whistles, no side plots or machinations and everything contains only what it needs to.

    The action scenes are terrific. They start off merely ok, but get better and better as the film goes on. Whereas most action movies try to make everything look cool and amazing, P:B instead leans into it's weirdness. The focus is on action that is clever, inventive and funny. There's one fight scene that has Jackie Chan levels of wit and that's not a comparison I make lightly. It's goofy as hell and has fun with it.

    Did I say there's 'a' (singular) protagonist, with no extra bells and whistles? That was a bit of a lie. Whilst, Dek's journey is clearly laid out, no such clear explanation is given for Thia. The film very intentionally hides the fact that she's actually the main plot driver of the film and that her character arc is just as important as Dek. The two dovetail together beautifully.

    It's a nice little detail for those who want something to mentally chew on in their big, silly, dumb action movies.

    But whilst P:B is certainly big and silly, it isn't dumb. It treats it's audience with respect and treats it's subjects with care. The number of great Predator movies stood at One before Dan Trachtenberg came along and now after Prey and Predator: Killer of Killers he's on a personal hat-trick.

    Best popcorn action movie for years.

    Front on head shot of an unmasked alien warrior with four fangs around it's mouth. Hanging on to his back, looking over his shoulder is a young, blonde woman.

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    Tags: blog, tv, animation, fantasy, recommended, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Friday April 17th, 2026

    RRROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!

    Poster for the tv show Primal. A caveman riding a Tyrannosaurus Rex whilst it leaps at a crowd of people holding spears. They're both peppered with arrows to the point where they look like pin cushions and are very angry about it.

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    ROAR ROAAAAARRRR ROOOOOOR AAAHHHH GAAAAHH ROOOR RAAAAH ROOOOR ROOAAAARRRR RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRR!!!! A naked zombie caveman stares in bemusement at a fly the size of a house. ROOOAAARR ROAR RO-RO-ROOAAAAARRRR! A black maned lion pounces on a zombie caveman, grinding his head into the floor with a single paw BABABA GAAAAHHH RRAAARRRR A tiny baby human rides on the back of a baby t-rex, both look very pleased with themselves. Another baby t-rex looks very jealous. GRRRRR RRAAAAAHHH A zombie caveman looks bemused at a a very angry looking t-rex. A woman is stood between them trying to calm the dinosaur down by pushing it back by the nose. RRAAAAHHHH YAAAAAAA!! A small child with bushy black hair, wearing a tribal sarong, double-punches the air in gleeful victory. Two tribes-people and two baby T-Rex's look warily off screen. BZZZZZ MMMMM BZZZZZ MMMMM A zombie caveman looks bemused at a green grass hopper flying over a lush green meadow. RRAAAAAHHHH BWAH GAAAAAHHHH In a dark cavern, an colossal, old monster warthog shuffles towards a pit, the mouth of which is stained with blood. Four smaller, red warthogs bray at it. GWUH? BWUH HHHHRRRR GAAAAH A zombie caveman stands with a stunned, goofy expression. Behind him, a T-Rex looms menacingly, whilst two baby T-Rex's look at the caveman in joy. RRRAAAAHHHH ROOOOAAAAAARRRR A crowd of goblin like creatures with only giant mouths for a face. All have their jaws wide open, salivating and showing their huge, spear-like teeth. MMMMM GAAAH MMMNNN An african looking tribes-woman, holding a spear, placates and soothes a giant T-Rex by placing her palm on it's snout. It looks at peace. GRRR RRAAAHHH GRRR A man with ginger hair, blue body paint and a red kilt holds a broadsword whilst stood on top of a winged dinosaur that has a saddle on it's back. GWWAAAAHHHHH!! A zombie caveman and a giant T-Rex burst out from underneath a pile of monkeys, sending them flying into the air in all directions. RRRUUUUUURRRR GAAAHHH RAAAHHHH A trio of cute, baby monster-monkeys launch themselves at the screen in an attack. GRRRRRRR A fireside scene. A woman and two baby T-rex are asleep and cuddled up against the flank of a giant T-Rex, which is wide awake and looking menacingly right at the viewer. RAAAAHH, AAAHHHH ROOOAAARR! A long limbed, black, werewolf like thing with blood red eyes hurls itself out of the screen.

    The werewolf is almost on top of the viewer now and about to attack. MMMMMMMMM A black haired tribeswoman cuddles two baby T-rex, all of them look happy and content. RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! A gif of a cartoon, zombified caveman and a T-Rex having an argument by roaring at each other.

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    Tags: blog, film, recommended, sci-fi, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Wednesday May 20th, 2026

    Lessons learned from Rocky...

    Poster for the movie Project Hail Mary. A man in a red space suit struggles to stand on the top of a round space ship that is hurtling through multi-coloured lights

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    A space ship sets sail from a dying earth, with a small crew, in search of ways to save humanity from the gradual plague that is enveloping it.

    If that sounds like the plot of Interstellar then it’s not a surprise. Film makers Miller and Lord take liberal inspiration from the Nolan movie, but what makes this movie interesting is how it interprets the genre differently and ends up with something that feels fresh and modern.

    The most obvious difference is clear from the trailer: An alien. Nolan's movie is about actual physics, so: no aliens. PHM's relationship to physics is a little woollier. It's aware of the concept but doesn't consider it to be bound by them, so: aliens.

    Which is where the movie gradually morphs into a buddy movie. The film invests a huge part of it's runtime depicting the blossoming friendship between Ryan Gosling's Grace and his newfound alien partner, Rocky. It's highly unusual to see a film to not only show, but to focus so heavily on the subject of friendship.

    Yes both Grace and Rocky are lonely, yes they have the same goal, yes they need each other to complete their mission, yes they both help each other and return the favours, but that's not why they become friends. It's not why they're so believable.

    It's because they like each other.

    Most of the film's appeal is simply Grace and Rocky goofing around, completely enamoured with each other, and loving the company. Lord and Miller lean into the concept of positive masculinity with their whole heart, to the point where it becomes the buddiest of buddy movies ever made.

    To give the film a more interesting narrative structure, there's a series of flash backs that lead up to Grace being catapulted out of Earth's orbit. Both the literal and the metaphorical down-to-earthness of it all contrasting beautifully with the apocalyptic level of what's at stake, as well as the outrageous visuals of the space scenes.

    This is one of the rare instances of a film where the main motivation of the CGI artists was to produce something beautiful. Every scene is lit in a way that is visually arresting, seemingly aware that the long runtime needs the eye to be delighted at every moment. As a result, even when not much is happening, the whole film zips along.

    This has the feeling of a film that delights on first viewing and is destined to become a fondly loved classic in years to come.

    Amaze, Amaze, Amaze!

    A photo, taken from the point of view of someone standing on a space ship. Part of the ship loom at the sides of the shot and we can see an astronaut standing on the ship in the distance. Everything is coloured in a greenish hue that is being given off by the giant, green and orange, gas planet which completely dominates the view.

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    Tags: blog, film, comedy, horror, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Saturday January 17th, 2026

    When there's no room left in hell, there's an app for that

    Poster for the film. A bejeweled hand bursts out of the ground, wearing bling rings and jewel encrusted nails. The background is colourful sequins disco lights.

    The party goers at a queer night club have to work together to defend themselves in the middle of a zombie outbreak. Drag queens, butch lesbians and everyone in between fighting the apocalypse.

    The early word of mouth of this was pretty poor but I'm glad to say I had a pretty good time with this. Mostly because it "fixed" a couple of issues I often have with the zombie movie genre.

    Problem One: People arguing with each other to create drama. Usually, this is just poor script writing. The characters are tense and scared, how do we show that? Just have them yell at each other for no reason. But when those characters are drag queens, it's a delight. "You don't look a day over 50... pounds over a weight". It just works.

    Problem Two: Society goes to shit instantly as everyone selfishly fights everyone else for precious resources. This one never sits right with me. Watch any real life large scale disaster and you'll see communities mostly coming together to help each other. Humans are social, empathetic creatures designed to work best in small groups. This idea that as soon as the shit hits the fan, people turn on each other is usually nonsense.

    Here, whilst everyone bickers and argues (see point one) there's never any question that the group are sticking up for each other. It may be a team of individuals but they're definitely a team.

    And what individuals they are. The cast are uniformly excellent, with clearly defined and memorable characters. Margaret Cho in particular is fantastic, having a truly fantastic entrance and an equally dramatic exit.

    Sadly, the main draw of the film for me, Katy O'Brian, is massively under-utilised. Despite being at the centre of the story she doesn't actually get to do anything.

    Worse, the cinematography lets everyone down quite badly, everything looks flat and dull. I can't remember ever watching a film where there's such a contrast between the glamorous costumes and the unstylish way in which they are shot. I know this is a super-low budget film, but The Paragon has no budget and still looks far better than this.

    Thankfully, the soundtrack manages to just about hold everything together. There are dirty, electro pop bangers dropping all over the place. Even when the script is de-flating, there's a tune to keep everything pumped up.

    Ultimately this is far too thin a piece to truly recommend but it's still a fun entry into the low-budget zombie horror comedy genre.

    3 male or non-binary people standing on a stage. Dressed as very, very camp emergency workers: a plumber, a construction worker and a fire fighter.

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    Tags: blog, film, action, thriller, recommended, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Tuesday April 28th, 2026

    Oh boy!

    Poster for the film Redux, Redux. A nighttime scene. A man is tied to a chair, lying on the ground, completely aflame. A slim, blonde woman is standing over him looking down at him coldly.

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    If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat.

    They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.

    So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.
    Terry Pratchett

    The opening shot is of Irene in the middle of murdering someone. The next scene is also of her murdering someone. The third scene arrives without even pausing for breath and yet again, she's murdering someone.

    That's how the film tells us she's a good person. She's killing instinctively, quickly, with purpose.

    Irene is hopping through dimensions in what initially was a quest to find a universe where her daughter is alive. But on finding her murdered in every single one, enacts revenge on the man, the same man, who did it. She no longer seems to hold out hope of, well, of hope, and instead goes straight to the murdering part. Like an episode of Quantum Leap where the solution every single week is to murder a paedophile.

    This film differs from other multi-verse movies by pointing out that an infinite number of universes also means an infinite number of universes imperceptibly different from our own. It has a Groundhog Day like focus on grinding repetition, only here it's about a serial killer trying to avoid dealing with their grief.

    It's brutally efficient at showing the effect that numbing, relentless repetition has on a person. The violence, the shooting, the stabbing, the bludgeoning, the murder, isn't the problem. It's the obsessive yearning for something that can never be, refusing to confront the actual pain that you are going to have to live with.

    It's not really in the same league as Hamnet for it's empathetic portrayal of grief. For one thing the dialogue, although a lot of fun, has almost zero subtlety, the characters just plain tell you what they're thinking at every moment. The script is written for efficiency, not artfulness. But it hits incredibly hard in a few moments, that efficiency catching you off guard with it's swiftness and it's eagerness to cut right to the chase.

    The soundtrack is also brutally efficient. An electro boomer that matches the soundtrack of Sirat for chest-thudding, analogue bass wobble.

    A treat of a film that I'd recommend to literally anyone. A petrol station at night. Where a car would be is instead a kind of steam punk metal coffin, with pipes and exhausts all over it. Steam is enveloping it and a tall, slim blonde woman is climbing out of it.
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    Author: KickingK

    Date: Sunday January 25th, 2026

    Failing and succeeding at the same time.

    Poster for the film Rental Family. 5 people sat in a line on a Japanese train. Behind them, through the window, are sakura trees and a Tokyo skyscrapers. They are a handsome man, a very old man, a chubby, white American man in the middle, a young girl with pigtails and an extremely handsome young woman. All, apart from the American, are Japanese.

    Recommended The endlessly watchable Brendan Fraser stars as Philip, a struggling actor in Tokyo who falls into a job playing fictional parts in peoples real lives. And finds a lot more than he expects when asked to play the role of a father to a young girl applying for an elite school.

    This is a film all about a friction. The friction between how we try to help the people around us and the lies we tell to them and ourselves in order to do so. Can a good deed ever be meaningful and lasting if it's built on a lie?

    But the friction between dualities is everywhere you look in this film. It's both a Hollywood film set in Japan and a Japanese film starring an American. It's a crowd pleasing mainstream film with a clear theme and an art house film that leaves much to interpretation.

    The problem is, that whilst the film clearly wants to explore that friction, it doesn't seem to know quite how to resolve it. It's an interesting area but the moment Philip lies to Mia, the young girl at the heart of the film, my brain noped out at the obvious ethical red line that's been stepped over.

    Instead the film is at it's best in the final half hour. When everything starts going wrong and it shatters into a kaleidoscope of stories, each one following a different character, that's when the film suddenly bursts into life. Free from the awkward balancing act of the first part of the film it's able to let each story shine and finally get under the skin of the characters.

    Maybe that's the message of the film, that you can only be yourself when your free from the lies. But it's not convincing and the resolution doesn't manage to square anything off.

    A special mention has to go to the cinematography which is simple, basic even, but has an incredible eye for a good shot. It's interested in it's subjects and in turn you can't help but be drawn in. Keep an eye out for the range of fabulous sweaters worn throughout the film, the camera crew certainly did. And one scene involving the old man and a much older tree is just stunning, a genuine show stopper of a moment.

    It's an odd film to recommend because I feel that, on it's own terms, it fails at what it's trying to do. But it succeeds at everything around it so spectacularly that everyone will get something meaningful from it.

    A young Japanese woman sat on the left hand side of a sofa. A middle aged, white American man sat on the right. She's wearing a grey wedding dress, he's wearing a cream wedding suit and both are smiling at each other awkwardly.

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    Tags: blog, film, thriller, recommended, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Monday April 06th, 2026

    Is this what the end of the world feels like?

    Poster for the movie Sirat. Two buses, one yellow, the other more of a off-road truck in gun metal grey, parked in the desert. In front of them are a group of weary travelers sitting in camp chairs. Next to them are speakers the size of an average person.

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    Sirat is a movie that doesn't give a toss about your feelings. Doesn't care for your sense of closure or your need for justice. Doesn't care about your sense of aesthetics or beauty or empathy. It's actively hostile to you taking anything of value from the film and seemingly ambivalent if you even watch it past a certain point. It's technique for building tension is to simply hit you out of nowhere with an iron bar. It hurts and it works.

    The desert of Morocco in which it's filmed is as imposing and hostile as the films attitude. Monolithic, brutal and utterly unconcerned with the triviality of human life.

    The music matches it right from the start. Slow moving, bass driven techno wobbles the very dust and vibrates through everything but the rock. As one character points out, "You don't listen to it, you dance to it".

    It's tempting to say that there's not a film like this, but there is one. The debt this owes to William Friedkin's masterpiece Sorcerer is so great that if Friedkin was still alive he'd send the bailiffs round. It shares the same sense of nihilism. It also has the same sense of timing where the moment where you just want to beg the characters to turn back and give up is the exact same moment that they've gone too far to do so.

    If you are going to watch this then you're just going to have to suffer like everyone else.

    Stunning.

    Wide shot of a vertiginous Moroccan mountain face. In the distance we can see two chunky buses, followed by a forlorn mini-van, are slowly edging along a narrow track impossibly etched into the side of the mountain.

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    Tags: blog, tv, fantasy, comedy, essential, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Sunday February 15th, 2026

    As the actress said to the alchemist

    Poster for the tv show Small Prophets. A tall white man with a long white beard stands in an overgrown English garden, holding two very large jars. Golden motes of light are pouring out of the tops of the jars into the air.

    Bloody Essential

    British pagan folklore rarely gets to feature prominently in British media, at least outside of the Arthurian knights and their derivatives. It sometimes finds a home in horror (like the films of Ben Wheatley or the pages of 2000AD) where the low budget, grimey nature and askew weirdness work well together.

    Which means MacKenzie Crook is working, figuratively and literally, in a field of his own, making tv that is steeped in old English folklore. Sitcom the Detectorists was set in the ghosts and echoes of British peasant history. Family comedy/drama Worzel Gummidge positively dives into the ancient magic and superstitions of the British countryside. And now Crook is back with Small Prophets, set in English suburbia which, as anyone who's paid time and attention in such places will have noticed, has never quite managed to remove itself from the ancient pagan culture that birthed it.

    Pierce Quigley, finally and deservedly getting a leading role, plays Michael Sleep, a man who's partner disappeared seven years ago and has effectively put his life on pause ever since. Waiting for her to come home, unable to grieve, unwilling to give up hope. Lauren Patel is Kacey, his younger work colleague who forms a bond with him over their shared dislike of their DIY store boss, played by Mackenzie Crook.

    On the instructions of Michael's dad (Michael Palin at his jovial best) the pair set out to grow Homunculi in a garden shed, for the purpose of divinating the whereabouts of Michaels missing love.

    The way the two of them form a friendship is beautifully drawn. His grief and her thwarted dreams are dealt with in two completely different ways, which it turns out is exactly what the other needs.

    In fact, the entire cast of characters are superbly written and acted, each of them being represented as whole human beings with loves and flaws. Only Clive, Michael's neighbour, is portrayed as a complete arse. Never has bedroom decor been employed as such a devastating indictment on someone's character.

    Having worked in retail management, I can attest that Crook's depiction of store manager Gordon is eerily accurate. That awkward juxtaposition between being in a position of authority and having almost no actual power is mined for comedy gold. Hopefully I wasn't quite such a dick about it but it was an enjoyably uncomfortable watch to see my profession portrayed so deftly.

    Where it really starts to shine is with the introduction of the Homunculi themselves. They are weird, creepy, magisterial and etherial. Nothing like what you would expect and never fully explained, their presence asks profound moral questions. Is it right to grow them, to keep them, to use them? The characters are so wrapped up in their own problems that these questions are barely asked, let alone answered, so there's a deep sense of moral doubt that hangs over the show. A darkness and sadness that maybe the characters are digging themselves into a much deeper hole and an act of self preservation in the final episode could have some dark consequences in the next series. A series I am very eagerly awaiting.

    Brilliantly funny, profoundly melancholic and unlike anything else being made right now. A wonder.

    An older man with a long white beard and a young woman with dark hair walking along a path. Both are wearing dark blue coveralls, branded with the name of a DIY retailer.

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    Tags: blog, film, horror, essential, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Sunday February 01st, 2026

    Portrait of a Bin on Fire

    Three women stand on the balcony of an old Marseille apartment building. The brunette on the left is wearing a white floral dress, the one in the centre looks like Marilyn Monroe wearing a red dress and the brunette on the right with a fringe is wearing a silver, sparkly top. All of them are looking directly out with a look of horror. Visible on the balcony above them is the dead body of man, arm hanging down, dripping blood.

    Bloody Essential

    Celine Sciamma can make a decent claim to be the greatest living film maker. The only other film makers whose work I anticipate as eagerly are Sean Baker and Shih-Ching Tsou. Look back through Celine's back catalogue and it's wall to wall classics. Not just the ones she directs herself but the one's she writes and hands off to other people as well.

    Here she co-writes alongside the star of A Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Noemie Merlant, who also directs and stars. Quite frankly I'm not sure who's showing off more.

    Set in heat wave stricken Marseilles, three very different friends meet a good looking neighbour and party with him. It all goes horrifyingly wrong.

    The Balconettes returns to themes of A Portrait... but whereas that film kept a very firm lid on it's anger, only letting it escape in a long pressurised scream at the very end, this film comes out howling and swinging from the very first shot.

    That first shot being an extraordinary, sweeping, one-take crane shot of an entire Marseilles neighbourhood that settles onto a super tight close up of one of the greatest murders ever committed to screen.

    After that it goes a little off the rails. A lot off the rails. It pin wheels around between erotic thriller, body horror, feminist revenge, heist job, intimate friendship drama and slapstick comedy. It is ridiculous and knowingly so. It plays with it's ridiculousness, plays with the absurdities of life that put the characters into such ridiculous situations and is absolutely furious about it.

    It never lets that fury overwhelm anything though, just uses it as fuel for whatever direction the film is heading in at that particular moment.

    It's a difficult film to assess critically because it never settles on one particular genre long enough to be judged along side other similar films. But who cares about assessing a film critically when you're having this much fun, like being on a psychological, philosophical, fairground waltzer. There's nothing else quite like this and that is arguably its greatest strength.

    So yet another belter from Celine Sciamma gets tossed on her pile of outright classics. A pile that's beginning to rival the likes of Powell & Pressburger for both depth and breadth.

    Three young women dragging a wheelie bin down a hot summer street in Marseille. The lead woman is wearing a matching purple outfit with a skeleton on it and red glitter mascara the makes it look like her eyes are bleeding. The other two are wearing floaty summer clothes. Watching them go past are an evidently amused young boy with a football and a non-plussed man who looks a bit like a zombie.

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    Tags: blog, film, horror, recommended, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Wednesday March 04th, 2026

    Tracksuit mafia.

    Poster for the film 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. A bald, topless man, covered in red liquid screams to the sky, arms outstretched. Around him is a ring of fire, outside of which are pillars constructed from human skulls.

    Recommended

    I ended the review of 28 Years Later by stating just how much I was looking forward to the next Danny Boyle Movie. Well that wait goes on for a bit longer as he's roped in Nia DaCosta to direct this sequel. And what an astute choice that's proven to be.

    DaCosta's portrayal of how the gang of Jimmys operate, how it's run and controlled, is sharply observed. As is the violence they meet out on their travels. And the reason the latter is so horrible is because of the former. There's an inevitability to everything that happens that gives you no way to break out of the fiction. The more the violence spirals out of control, the realer it feels. This film is nasty. Whilst my previous complaints about zombie films showing the breakdown of society still stand, if you are going to do this at least lean into it with all your weight.

    As the previous film gradually changed it's focus from wide angle scene setting to close up drama, this film continues that zoom-in to the point of claustrophobia. There's no ambition to the gang we're following beyond survival and violence. Neither they or the film are even interested in the zombies any more.

    Their counter-point in the film is the return of Ralph Feinnes' Dr Kelson. He has no care for the world outside his temple, but he is interested in the Alpha of the zombies. Interested to the point of caring. It’s a meditative, almost philosophical contrast to the Jimmys that doesn’t really go anywhere although it’s a fairly safe bet that it will get resolved in the final part of the trilogy.

    Sadly, the film lacks much of the visual flair and invention of Boyle's entries in the series. I would have liked it if the film was a bit more unhinged in it's aesthetics. Only at the end, in an uproariously funny meeting of very different characters, does the film flex some serious cinematic chutzpah. But even then it feels safe in a way that Boyle at his best doesn’t.

    But that doesn't detract from how effective the drama is. This is one of the more intimate zombie films I’ve seen and is all the better for it. Perfectly geared to wind up for what is hopefully a big finale.

    A field in England, in summer. Two men sit on the grass talking to each other. The one on the left is wearing a dark velour tracksuit and bunches of gold neck chains. He has long blonde hair. The one on the right is bald, painted red and looks tired. In the background are spires made of human skulls.

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    Tags: blog, film, thriller, recommended, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Sunday March 01st, 2026

    Butter the MacGuffin

    Poster for the film The Secret Agent. A Handsome Brazilian man stands in a yellow telephone kiosk. He has a well trimmed beard, a crisp white, short sleeved shirt and is looking cautiously to the side. The background is wall plastered with faded ripped poster of mugshots.

    Recommended

    This review will container mild spoilers. If you want a review without spoilers then: watch this, it's great.

    I've been wrestling with this review for a week now as I'd much rather talk about films without giving away anything that would spoil the plot. But it's not possible to talk about what makes this film great without talking about what the film lacks: This is an espionage story without a MacGuffin. At least I mean that there possibly is one, there are regular teases and hints as to what might be driving everything. There are flash backs and a terrific framing device1 but nothing definitive or conclusive. Even the main characters themselves don't seem entirely certain why it's all happening.

    But then, they don't need to know. They know what's at stake: money, lives, power, principles, family and that's enough to give them something to fight for. And it's enough for us to understand why everything is playing out and to feel the rising heat from the stakes in play.

    Oh yes, the heat. If The Balconnettes sizzled, this positively sears as we slowly crank up the temperature in 70's Brazil. The period detail is gorgeous, the cigarettes endless, the fashion far too much and worn sparingly and there's a sense that if you ran your finger over any surface you'd pick up a sheen of sweat. There's a sense of time and place that is almost physically palpable.

    And then there's the music, oh the music. I could drown in this film's soundtrack. It makes a very strong argument that popular music absolutely peaked in Brazil in the nineteen seventies and never returned to those glories. I don't necessarily agree with that argument but it's impossible to come away from this film without thinking that the makers do have a point.

    And so how does that leave the viewer, dangling a central mystery in front of us without ever resolving it? It's a very deliberate choice being made here, so what are the film makers trying to say?

    I'm honestly not sure. My feeling is that this way the viewer can insert their own reasons. People who lived through, or were affected by the right-wing, military dictatorship of the time can put their own experiences into the film. Or maybe they don't need reasons either. The tenor of the film is such that these scenarios of corruption and subterfuge were completely normalised.

    This isn't a spy thriller, It's a kitchen sink drama. Which is terrifying.

    A skinny man with a greying goatee stands in a yellow phone kiosk in 70's Brazilian plaza. He's looking shiftily behind him.

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  • 1. The reveal of which is a magnificent, ice-cold glass of water thrown right in your face.

     

  • Tags: blog, film, drama, recommended, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Wednesday March 11th, 2026

    Bookended

    Poster for the film The Summer Book. A young girl, 10-ish years old, in a green sweater closes her eyes and rests her head on her Grandmother shoulder. Her grandmother has white hair and is played by Glenn Close. The background setting is a wooden cabin on  a bright summers day.

    Recommended

    This film starts with one of the most beautiful opening shots I've ever seen. A stunning view of the ocean lapping at rocks in the frozen winter, breathing in, breathing out. It's so extraordinary that it took a while for my brain to fully understand what was happening, all whilst marvelling at the majesty of it.

    It's way of reminding us that everything has to pass. That the summer we're about to witness is brief and finite.

    An adaptation of Tove Jansson's book, this is the story of three generations of a family retreating to their small holiday island, to spend time with each other and grieve the loss of the young girls mother.

    Glenn Close's depiction of the grandmother is as majestic as that opening shot. Utterly commanding your attention, emphatically drawing you in to her point of view. Unfortunately, the interactions between the other characters are really flatly directed. There's none of the deftness seen in Left-Handed Girl, I didn't believe in any of their relationships. The moments between the girl and her father feel particularly stagey.

    Sadly, this means that I struggled to connect with the experiences that were being shared between them. And failed to be moved by the poetry of their wisdom. I feel incredibly cold hearted saying it, given how admired the source material is, but I just wasn't moved by it at all.

    What I was left with was a very basic story, all be it with some beautiful photography.

    However, the ending manages to surpass the beginning. An absolutely breathtaking solo scene for Glenn Close, a culmination that makes the film as a whole worth viewing.

    Glenn Close, with her white hair in pigtails and wearing a white and blue pinstriped nightshirt, stands outside a wooden house looking very tired.

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    Tags: blog, film, drama, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Sunday April 05th, 2026

    The purpose of a system is what it does

    Poster for the film Urchin. A blurred photo of a man dancing at dusk around a fire.

    The most remarkable thing this film has to say about it's chosen subject of homelessness, is absolutely nothing. It goes out of it's way to not make a point. There's no moralising, no melodrama, no finger pointing and no blaming.

    There's not even any antagonists. Literally everyone that Mike meets throughout the film tries to help him in one way or another. It's nobody's fault when Mike fails and fails again.

    Mike is an uneducated young man who's not smart enough to compensate for his lack of schooling. He's living rough and trying to scrape by in any way he can. He's carefully played by Frank Dillane who avoids any obvious errors in his performance and portrays his character as a whole person. Mike may not be smart, but he is engaged with his life and the world around him.

    But how can he succeed when every piece of help offered, whether by the state, by businesses or friends is transitory or transactional? And dependent on him having something to offer and never making a mistake?

    The answer of course is that he can't. By showing restraint in it's story telling, the only thing the film leaves you with is a void. A void where the housing should be, where support should be, where care should be.

    Mike fills that void with drink, drugs and chaos. I filled it with anger at a system that spends more money on police and prisons and reparations and rehab than it ever would on just giving Mike enough money to feed and house himself. Anger at a system that's designed to create homeless, broken people.

    A neon drenched karaoke scene. Two young women flank a young man, all sat on a sofa singing into microphones.

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    Tags: blog, film, thriller, comedy, recommended, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Wednesday January 07th, 2026

    I mean, say what you like about the tenets of New Apostolic Reformationism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

    Poster for the film Wake Up Dead Man. The camera is looking up from the bottom of a grave. Around the edge of the grave, looking down are the eclectic cast of the film. In the background we can see the looming spire of a church.

    Recommended Three films in to the Knives Out series and I'm beginning to understand how Rian Johnson sees the murder mystery genre. He views these films not in terms of genre but in terms of form, like a limerick or haiku. He's not interested in making the perfect who-dunnit. He's interested in what he can say, using the form of a who-dunnit.

    Glass Onion was a spiky and sharp skewering of tech-bro oligarchs. Wickedly funny but relatively simple in its pointedness.

    Here he uses the congregation of a small town American church as a microcosm of right-wing Christianity in America. Using division and an in-group/out-group mentality to gain control and power in an ever dwindling congregation. None of which is very subtle but it is smartly done. As is the murder mystery itself, which contains enough twists, red herrings, subterfuges and revelations to work as a solid entry into the genre.

    Where it stands out though is through Josh O'Connors depiction of Father Jud Duplenticy, the initial suspect in the case who must fight to clear his name. And that fight will cause him a crisis of faith.

    And where it really stands out is how that crisis is depicted. Usually, films depicting doubt amongst the believers has them questioning their beliefs in their religion, their god or their church. But Father Jud's troubles are depicted more as a crisis of character. It's a crisis in his faith in himself, of whether he can truly be the person who he's trying to be.

    What good will this fight do for him, if winning it means losing his sense of self?

    There's a moment part way through the film, where the tension is mounting, Father Jed is being backed further into a corner and the mystery is deepening. When suddenly a character of no consequence to the film ignores the conventions of the murder mystery genre and simply asks for help on a completely unrelated and deeply personal matter. It's a breathtaking moment as we realise that this is the whole point of the film right there. We recognise the pivotal moment that's just happened, but will Father Jud?

    The moments after this tell us everything about how he will handle the fight ahead.

    Rian's point here, deeply made and deeply felt, is that religion isn't about Creed and doctrine. It's about Culture and the people that make and practice it. If we lose sight of that, we lose everything. If we remember it and care about people above all else, we can fight anything.

    And to top it all off, this film is funny. It gets more slapstick mileage out of dead bodies than any film since Weekend at Bernie's. And there's a Big Lebowski joke that is one for the ages.

    Daniel Craig in profile with straggly blond hair and a dapper sable suit. He's standing in a church with golden light shining on him.

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    As an addendum to this review, may I heartily recommend this four part Reith Lecture from Kwame Anthony Appiah which has stayed with me since listening to it nine years ago and helped me appreciate this movie a little more.

    Tags: blog, film, animation, comedy, recommended, 2026

    Author: KickingK

    Date: Saturday February 07th, 2026

    Genocide in Busytown

    Poster for the film Zootopia 2. A cartoon rabbit and fox taking a selfie, the rabbit looks overjoyed, the fox looks uncomfortable.

    Recommended The first Zootopia delighted by not only being funny and witty but having a story that you thought was going to be about one thing, and then pulls a fantastic bait and switch into something else. What looked like a fairly simple story of triumphing over sexism turns into a surprisingly deft exploration of systemic racism.

    Zootopia 2 has no such narrative flair, sadly. But it's subject matter is arguably even darker, dealing with a genocide fuelled by a billionaire property developer. It manages to walk a careful line between making the subject palatable for youngsters whilst still making it's point very clear.

    Where it falls down is that the world is not as clearly drawn or explored as it was in the first film. In trying to expand the boundaries (almost literally) it rattles through it's locations and inhabitants with out really getting to know them. It's something the first film excelled at so it's sorely missed here. Gary De'Snake, the character whose quest to find his homeland is the driving force of the story, is barely given a personality. We understand his purpose but never actually feel it.

    And ultimately the resolution seemed a little glib. The idea that if people knew the truth behind an injustice they'd think differently about it seems like a liberal wet dream at the moment. I'm not going to criticise a kids film for trying to deal with a weighty subject, but the disconnect between the films ending and what's happening in the world right now means the ending doesn't really stick.

    On the plus side, the pairing of Judy and Nick is given ample time to develop and their relationship never stops sparkling. They have a genuine connection and their tribulations are the one part of the story that feels consequential. That plus the sheer volume and quality of sight gags (some of the visual jokes are Wallace and Gromit levels of genius) propels the whole thing along at an entertaining pace.

    A run down jetty in a swamp. On the jetty are a cartoon fox, holding a dead fish, a rabbit and a beaver. They're all looking at a huge Walrus who has just emerged from the water. He's dressed like a plumber in denim dungarees and holding a plunger.

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